Lambchop Magoo has a playdate with Tricity Vogue at Volupte, Oct 30

I will be joining the lovely and witty Tricity Vogue as she and her band, the Slinktet tickle the crowd at the Volupte Lounge on Thursday, Oct 30.

Warning: There may be some interpretive dance involved on my part.

Doors - 6.15pm. Showtime - 8pm. Followed by DJ and dancing from 10pm till 3am. Show tickets - £15 seated tickets. Standing room tickets £5. Call 0207 831 1622 to book.

Volupte is at 9 Norwich St., EC4A 1EJ (Chancery Lane tube.)

Lambchop Magoo meets Stephen Fry and Manages Not to Piss Herself!

We breathed the same air! He spoke to me! His jumper was so utterly Cambridge! He said (AND I QUOTE!)

"Lambchop Magoo... how fabulous!"

I fully intended to propose marriage, or at least civil union, or at least that I have his babies via artificial insemination. Unfortunately this little lamb was so starstruck upon meeting her hero, all she managed was some maniacal sycophantic laughter, and a quick plug for her cabaret number devoted to Fry himself.

After my turn was over, and I had to let the sizable queue of other Fry aficionados have their turn to worship, I hid behind a book display and gazed at him as if he were a zoo animal for quite some time. I'd still be there, frozen in ecstasy, if my colleague hadn't politely suggested that perhaps I had better move on or risk being thought strange.

It was magical.

Thewhatworks Cabaret at Cosmobar OCTOBER 1

Hello my snuggly minions. After a brief hiatus from the stage so I could finish my godforsaken dissertation, Lambchop Magoo is now BACK in ACTION, starting tomorrow night at the lovely artsy-fartsy sounding THEWHATWORKS cabaret at:

The Cosmobar
Clerkenwell Road EC1M 5PS (Near Barbican tube or Farringdon)
8:00

You'll get a double helping of Lambchop, plus many other fine cabaret practitioners... I believe the theme is DayGlo Nights, so if you have anything garishly neon, by all means don it! I think I have a tutu that will do the thing nicely.

Bleeeeat!