Lambchop Magoo's Inexplicably Human Evil Twin Surfaces as a Stand Up Comedian

You can watch her right here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1hsg-W-CzA



She's funny, but she has a really annoying voice. And I'll bet she can't shimmy worth a damn!

Love,

Lambchop

Lambchop's Rules for her LBF gig at Madame Jojo's this Thursday

It occurs to me that punters may be quite drunk by the time I go on in the second half of the second show. I have therefore created a list of

Lambchop's Rules for Enjoying Her Work

1. Heckling is forbidden. I will cut you.
2. If you MUST make verbal outbursts, please refrain from the following:
"Show us your tits!" (Udderly lacking originality)
"Take it off!" (There may be some meta-stripping involved, but no major skin. Don't worry, it's the London Burlesque Festival... someone is sure to take it off... have you SEEN the logo?)
"Baaaahh!" (The sheer obviousness renders it unacceptable.)

3. Please discontinue your loud conversation with your neighbor about whether or not you will catch the last tube until I have finished. (You won't, by the way.)

4. Do NOT attempt to mount the lamb. She knows tai chi, and will kick your arse... very slowly.


Thank you and enjoy the festival Ladies and Gents!

Mwah!

Lambchop