Merry Christmas from Lambchop M-- oh fuck it. I'm doing myself in.

Christmas is just too too bleak this year. I'm jumping on the bandwagon of internet publicized suicides and hanging myself from the Christmas tree.

UNLESS I get at least 100 more fans on Facebook by the stroke of midnight on Christmas Eve. So... sign on and become a fan, peeps... do you really want a dangling lamb on your conscience?

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/pages/Lambchop-Magoo/45486719856?ref=ts

Love, Lambchop Magoo

Lambchop wins third place in the 2008 Tournament of Tease Finals!

That means I'm the third bestest burlesquer in London, or probably the world. Wheeeeee! It was a super fun evening, made particularly so by Goodtime Mama Jojo's hilarious compering. Many thanks to the Whoopee Club for producing such a brilliant event.

I do hope those in attendance found my piece to be educational. Remember kids... stay in school, and you too might ponce about on stage in a lamb suit and ruffly knickers.

The judges seemed to be disappointed that I didn't "get my tits out" so in order to cater to that segment of the market I have now installed a LambCam in my bedroom, so you can look at my tits any time, simply by following this link:

http://www.ohmyfuckinggodareyoukiddingmeifyouwanttoseetitsrentapornoorjustopenyourblouseandlookdownifyouwanttobeentertainedcomeseeLambchop.com