Lambchop: The Interview... Part I

Richard and/or Judy: Lambchop, how would you classify yourself as a performer?

Lambchop Magoo: Well, Richard and/or Judy, I'm difficult to pin down to a genre. I experiment with the theoretical framework of being "super talented." Though some scholars would call what I do "awesome."

Richard and/or Judy: Would you consider your work to be Neo-Feminist Burlesque?

Lambchop Magoo: Christ, I'm sick of answering this question. No. I don't believe in Neo-Feminist Burlesque.

Richard and/or Judy: Well then, would you consider your work to be Santa Claus?

Lambchop Magoo: Christ, I'm sick of answering this question. No. I don't believe in Santa Claus.



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Born To Be Wilde

For me and my girlfriends, breaking in one's first pair of pointe shoes was as much milestone of womanhood as getting one's first period... and involved just as much blood!

Whoopsie Daisies

So... apparently "inanity"is a bad thing. Perhaps no one will notice.

False advertising

Harrumph! I shuffled all the way over to London and Stephen Fry is nowhere to be found.